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            Web Exclusives: From the P-Nut Gallery  
              a column by Nate Sellwyn nsellyn@princeton.edu 
             
            December 
              4, 2002: 
               
            Talking 
              tennis with a, well, wannabe 
              What 
              it's like not to play but to captain 
            This week, we have another installment in my Q&A series. Our 
              guest? Junior varsity men's tennis captain Dana Pasternak '03, a 
              history major from New Canaan, Connecticut. Although he's captain 
              of the squad, he's only played in one match this year, and has yet 
              to defeat a single teammate during practice. In other words, he 
              is a perfect fit for the P-Nut Gallery. 
              
              P-Nut: Give me a brief overview of your Princeton tennis career.
              Dana: After high school I was pretty down on tennis, so I didn't 
              bother trying out for the varsity team or even playing JV tennis 
              freshman year. I decided to come back and give it a shot during 
              my sophomore spring, after not picking up a racquet for a couple 
              years. Coach [Claude] Frazer was nice enough to let me try out, 
              even though the JV tennis year really starts in the fall. 
              I actually played pretty well even after all the time off, mostly 
              at 4 and 5 singles sophomore year. Bu then my game just went downhill. 
              Last year I was reduced to a reserve role, and this year I'm pretty 
              much a cheerleader/spiritual leader. I'm still hoping to turn things 
              around for the spring, though. I guess you could say I'm looking 
              for one last hurrah.
              P-Nut: What's that hurrah? Playing two matches?
              Dana: I'd settle for a couple forehand winners and maybe an ace.
              P-Nut: That's some way to cap a career. Were your high school 
              days a little more glamorous?
              Dana: Yeah, I had a pretty solid high school career. My first 
              couple of years I played behind a few guys who went on to play college 
              tennis, and then senior year I played #1 singles. I made the all-county 
              team twice, but my best accomplishments were team victories  
              we won states three out of four years, including my senior year 
              when I played #1.
              P-Nut: What's it like being JV? Are there guys who could be playing 
              at the varsity level? I remember your T-shirts from last year said 
              "For the chicks and the drugs." Do you get no respect?
              Dana: Basically, the JV tennis lifestyle is a glamorous one  
              it's hard to stay out of the spotlight on campus. Actually, that's 
              not true. Most people don't really know I even play JV tennis, much 
              less that I'm captain. They always look kind of surprised when I 
              tell them.
              P-Nut: Kind of surprised like, "Hey, this short European 
              guy is captain of a JV team?" Or kind of surprised like, "There's 
              a JV tennis team?"
              Dana: (Laughs) I'd say both. I have deceptive athleticism. It 
              definitely takes people by surprise. The reaction is generally one 
              of shock.
              P-Nut: So the only objective for a JV tennis player is to... get 
              off the team? Is everyone trying to make the step up to varsity?
              Dana: No, most of the guys just enjoy the opportunity to play 
              competitively again, even if it's only 10 or 12 matches a year. 
              Usually there are only three or four guys who are really training 
              hard and hoping to make the varsity team next year.
              P-Nut: And of those three or four, how many make the cut?
              Dana: Often none of them make it, but sometimes one guy will make 
              it through tryouts. A lot of it just depends on whether the varsity 
              team needs anybody else  some years it seems like more of 
              a formality.
              P-Nut: Was there one athlete who you tried to model yourself after? 
              Vlade Divac has similar heritage, but I can't see you idolizing 
              him. He also plays a different sport, I guess. Anyway, who was your 
              hero?
              Dana: For the record, Nate, I'm a quarter Ukrainian, not Serbian. 
              Growing up, I was always a huge Jim Courier fan. Courier played 
              with a lot of passion, which is the way I like to play. I also modeled 
              my game after him, what with the big western inside-out forehand 
              and the rather ineffective backhand.
              P-Nut: Divac's Yugoslavian, anyways.
              Dana: Serbian.
              P-Nut: He played on the Yugoslavian team at the World Championships 
              this summer! Hold on, aren't they the same thing? I'm an English 
              major.
              Dana: Serbia was part of Yugoslavia. "Yugoslavian" is 
              a not an ethnic background, for the record.
              P-Nut: That big guy can sure pass out of the post, though. Anyway, 
              as captain what are some of your favorite ways of cheering the team 
              on?
              Dana: Basically I like to be loud and to incorporate some humor 
              into my cheering. If I'm not going to be playing, I might as well 
              try to spice up the match however I can. I like to think I'm the 
              seventh man out there.
              P-Nut: Aren't there only two guys on the court in tennis?
              Dana: Yes, but there are six guys in a team's lineup.
              P-Nut: Ah.
              Dana: Unless you have different players playing singles and doubles, 
              but that's another story.
              P-Nut: Right. According to the rankings, though, you're actually 
              like the team's 13th man, right?
              Dana: Ouch, that's a low blow Nate. (Laughs) Judging by this fall, 
              I'm probably 13 on a good day.
              P-Nut: Is it true you once flexed at a referee and asked, "Do 
              you guys allow guns on the court, cause I'm packing heat?"
              Dana: I'll neither confirm nor deny. In juniors, though, my two 
              patented shots were the scissor-kick forehand and the "tweener," 
              which is a shot you hit between your legs with your back to the 
              net.
              P-Nut: I've heard your trash talk is fearsome too.
              Dana: Nah, I'd have to say that's more of a basketball thing. 
              Tennis is more of a gentleman's sport, so it's hard to really toss 
              any good smack around. I only reserve that for the kids I really, 
              really dislike.
              P-Nut: Do you plan on continuing your tennis career once you leave 
              Princeton?
              Dana: As much as I'd love to play a couple tournaments on the 
              satellite circuit, I'm pretty sure the only league that's going 
              to want me is the Fairfield County Men's Club "B" League 
              back home.
              P-Nut: You think those manicured lawns have a 13th spot waiting 
              for you?
              Dana: Good Lord, I would hope I could play a little higher than 
              #13 in the "B" League. Most of those guys have had multiple 
              bypass surgeries. Oops, maybe I shouldn't say that  half of 
              them are Princeton alums.
              P-Nut: Those are the half that'll be reading this. 
              
                
             
              You can reach Nate at nsellyn@Princeton.EDU 
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