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              a PAW web exclusive column by Wes Tooke '98 (email: cwtooke@princeton.edu) 
             
             October 
              24, 2001:  
              It Ain't Easy Being Green 
              Our columnist investigates protests, bad hair days, and assorted 
              foolishness
              By Wes Tooke '98
             On October 8, while the 
              rest of the country was quietly observing Columbus Day, the city 
              of Berkeley celebrated Indigenous People's Day. Apparently local 
              voters decided a few years ago that honoring the first genocidal 
              white European to pilfer these unspoiled shores was a little bit 
              like having Europe and central Asia dedicate a holiday to the memory 
              of Genghis Khan. (Actually, given that the horde consisted mostly 
              of "persons of color," the Mongols would probably get 
              off pretty lightly in Berkeley.)
              But on this particular 
              Indigenous People's Day, the local activists had a bigger castle 
              to charge than poor Columbus. The United States had just dropped 
              the first bombs on Afghanistan, thereby declaring war on both the 
              harborers of terrorists and the People's Pacifist Republic of Berkeley. 
              And so the great unwashed emerged from their hippie huts and VW 
              vans to once again engage in the noble fight against American imperialism.
              The first protest of 
              the day - oh yes, there was more than one protest - took place in 
              the center of the University of California campus. To roughly, but 
              not grossly, generalize, the protesters fit neatly into four groups:
              1) A pack of graying 
              hippies, most of whom smell like a roach that someone left in his 
              gym bag for twenty or thirty years, singing - this is no joke - 
              "Kumbaya" while accompanied by a guy on a banjo.
              2) Fifty exceptionally 
              angry college-aged Nader voters alternately screaming "One, 
              two, three, four, we don't want your racist war; five, seven, eight, 
              stop the violence, stop the hate," and giving short, ill-informed 
              speeches.
              3) A group of embryonic 
              supply-side Republicans (a.k.a. white, well-groomed males) holding 
              a counter-protest and chanting "support our troops" and 
              "freedom isn't free."
              4) Two of everything. 
              And I mean everything. Two Israelis. Two Palestinians. Two Sunnis. 
              Two Shias. Two Yankee fans. Two Red Sox fans. Two cats. Two dogs. 
              All carrying flags; all chanting something incoherent.
              As far as I could tell, 
              the reaction of the average Cal student to this remarkable pastiche 
              was to wander through the protest at a speed fast enough to allow 
              him or her to dodge the blizzard of pamphlets being pushed by every 
              political party under the sun. The few unaffiliated students who 
              really registered the protest at all usually stopped just long enough 
              to survey the scene, mutter something under their breath that generally 
              sounded like "re-frigging-diculous," and then continued 
              on their way.
              After having lived in 
              Berkeley for a year, that reaction seems perfectly reasonable to 
              me. After all, people in this town protest when the price of electricity 
              goes up, when the price of being rich goes down, when the number 
              of minorities on TV is too low, when the number of conservative 
              columnists on talk radio is too high... basically, whenever the 
              proletariat is feeling especially ornery or bored.
              And that is the problem 
              with the political culture in Berkeley. The same people go to all 
              the protests, and those people feel so marginalized in American 
              society that they frame everything in black and white. The individual 
              arguments that I overheard after the protest between the embryonic 
              Republicans and the anti-war crowd were nothing more than screaming 
              matches where neither side bothered to even pretend to listen. There 
              is no political debate in Berkeley; only bullhorns.
              So when I think of President 
              Tilghman's quaintly charming statement that Princeton needs more 
              kids with green hair, I wonder what she means. Does she want the 
              kind of person with green hair who can still stomach a dinner at 
              Ivy, or does she want a Berkeley green? I always felt when I was 
              on campus that one of Princeton's great problems was our political 
              apathy, but I think the solution may be more complex than siphoning 
              off students from the Cal applicant pool. Because what happened 
              in Berkeley on Indigenous People's Day wasn't a debate or a dialogue 
              or even particularly interesting. It was just a lot of shouting. 
              And shouting, while perhaps a decent start, isn't the real solution 
              to Princeton's problems.
               
            
            
            
            
            
            
              
             
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