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            Web Exclusives: 
              Under the Ivy 
              a column by Jane Martin paw@princeton.edu 
             
            May 12, 2004: 
            From 
              a sprig has sprung . . . well, Kate 
              PAW’s 
              girl all grown up 
             by Jane Martin ’89
              Kate Swearengen ’04. The byline was a slap in the face. 
              Even though I’ve been reading Kate’s columns in PAW 
              and online regularly, somehow those class numerals had slipped right 
              past me until the April 21 On the Campus.
              If Kate Swearengen is in the Class of 2004, that means she’s 
              graduating this year. And that means it was four years ago this 
              summer that Lolly O’Brien, PAW’s managing editor, received 
              a letter postmarked Columbia, Missouri. 
              The letter said she was an incoming freshman. She’d read 
              about PAW, and its unusual publication schedule, in the freshman 
              handbook. And she had an idea: Wouldn’t it be swell if she 
              were to write a column in every issue for the next four years? It 
              would give alumni a week-to-week (or something like that) look at 
              current Princeton life from a real, live student. Plus, she assumed, 
              there would be fame, fortune, and job offers.
              She managed to be self-deprecating and self-assured at the same 
              time – and she was funny. Lolly and I grinned at each other. 
              Well, I grinned; Lolly doesn’t grin, she smiles with an endearing 
              mix of excitement and anxiety. At any rate, Kate was hired.
              Over the last four years she has been better than her promise. 
              From an incoming students’ picnic through academic angst, 
              laundry woes, rowing crew, summer vacations, road trips, a new president, 
              graduate student/undergraduate student interaction, social life, 
              room draw, a semester abroad, eating clubs, celebrity sightings, 
              parents, teachers, and friends, Kate has chronicled it all with 
              smart insights and unfailing humor. And, dear to an editor’s 
              heart, she has never missed a deadline. Whether struggling with 
              a decision in what to major in or recovering from a broken wrist 
              tended in an Egyptian hospital, Kate’s column has come through.
              Her very first column, September 13, 2000, set the tone, with 
              a look at a picnic for incoming freshman held near her hometown. 
              “Stanton was in Guatemala for a month with the Franciscans, 
              but his parents came to the party anyway,” she began. “At 
              the very moment that I was sucking the milk-chocolate coating off 
              a strawberry, Stanton was fending off giant tarantulas and learning 
              how to wash his clothes in a river.”
              A year later she was applauding the reopening of the Garden movie 
              theater: “Princeton has made me smarter. It’s given 
              me new friends, not to mention a new appreciation for corn-fed Midwestern 
              boys. Sadly, it hasn’t allowed me to maintain the level of 
              cultural literacy to which I’m accustomed. Sure, it’s 
              great to live on a campus that houses a Picasso sculpture and Toni 
              Morrison. But where’s the multiplex?” She went on: “I 
              know, I know, I should read the newspaper, right? Well, I have a 
              subscription to The New York Times, but by the end of the day, Section 
              A is sopping up grease from a Zorba’s gyro, and I still don’t 
              know what’s going on in the Balkans.”
              The first semester of Kate’s junior year saw her studying 
              at the American University in Cairo. Her adventures included border 
              difficulties, Arab-American relations, trying to score a refrigerator 
              for her dorm room, the aforementioned broken wrist, and getting 
              lost, many times. In Bulaq, she wrote, “I feared I would get 
              lost in its tangle of mud streets and be eaten by a goat, of which 
              there were many. There was also a flock of bold geese that almost 
              knocked me over. I ran into an 8-year-old boy on the way out of 
              Bulaq – young boys here like me because I leap over road barricades 
              and yell back at them in Arabic when they shout Hallo at me. I had 
              a pretty decent Arabic conversation with him. I finally asked him 
              where the American University was, and he said: “Al Gamiyya 
              Al Amrikiyya? Masha’allah.” (The American University? 
              Whatever God wills.)”
              Back on campus for her last three semesters, Kate tackled her 
              return, class, more travel, and her thesis. “My thesis is 
              due on May 3, the same day as the deadline for physics theses, a 
              synchronicity that reaffirms a deeply held personal belief that 
              Near Eastern Studies is a science, not an art,” she writes. 
              More important than the work, however, is the departmental T-shirt 
              handed out upon completion of the thesis. “My department is 
              still struggling with a T-shirt design. The inability of five undergraduates 
              and a small faculty to agree on a common theme is troubling considering 
              that many of us may one day do diplomatic work in that part of the 
              world. Our first suggestion -- “I tried to establish democracy 
              in the Middle East and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” — 
              was shot down by the departmental representative, a Turkish professor 
              who said that if the T-shirt had Arabic, it had to have Turkish 
              and Persian and Hebrew, too. The second suggestion — “Q: 
              Where’s Osama? A: In Firestone with the infidels!” — 
              did not fly at all.”
              For Kate, fame has meant e-mails from assorted parents, alumni, 
              students, and other crackpots, fortune a small pittance to spend 
              on hoagies and pizza, and job offers – well, she’s headed 
              to graduate school next year. For us, though, four years of “Raising 
              Kate” has been pure pleasure and lots of laughs. 
              I often respond to query letters with a phrase that can be a little 
              empty. But I hope Kate knows I mean it sincerely when I say: Thanks 
              for writing.
              The entire collection of “Raising Kate” can be found 
              online just below this column. Read and enjoy.   
             
            Jane Martin 89 is PAW's former editor-in-chief. You can 
              reach her at paw@princeton.edu 
              
              
            Raising 
              Kate Archives, Volume 04:  
            
               
                May 
                    12, 2004: 
                       | 
                Race 
                    to the end 
                    When it’s more than black, or white   | 
               
               
                | April 21, 2004: 
                 | 
                Theses 
                    and T-Shirts   | 
               
               
                April 
                    7, 2004:  
                     | 
                Basketball 
                  once more 
                  It’s never too late to enjoy a game, even if your thesis 
                  is due  | 
               
               
                |   March 
                    24, 2004:   | 
                  Party 
                    over here 
                    Spring chickens seem to do it best   | 
               
               
                | March 10, 2004: 
                 | 
                Princeton 
                  marches on 
                  From Alumni Day to pricey brownie confections  | 
               
               
                |   February 
                    25, 2004:  
                      | 
                  Been 
                    there, done that 
                    Parents Weekend senior-year style  | 
               
               
                | February 11, 
                  2004: | 
                With 
                  a little bit 'o luck 
                  Traveling to Dublin over intersession  | 
               
               
                | January 28, 
                  2004:  | 
                Old 
                  and new 
                  Centaurs, the 'Wa, and the Nass  | 
               
               
                | December 17, 
                  2003: | 
                Mail 
                  call | 
               
               
                | November 19, 
                  2003: | 
                  A 
                    woman in plaid, or was that a man 
                    The land of Scotland near and far  
                     | 
               
               
                November 5, 
                  2003:   | 
                Courtyards 
                  and their hazards | 
               
               
                |   October 
                    22, 2003:  
                   
                     | 
                  Fall 
                    and falling down 
                    Classes, parties, and the Jewish new year  | 
               
               
                October 8, 2003: 
                     | 
                  The 
                    way of the precept: Inspired or impossible?  
                    The university seeks to improve experience for undergraduates  | 
               
               
                September 10, 
                  2003:    | 
                  Rites 
                    of passage 
                    A summer abroad, a broadening summer  | 
               
             
            Raising 
              Kate Archives, Volume 03:  
            
               
                July 2, 2003:  
                 | 
                And 
                  so it goes... 
                  From Commencement to admissions | 
               
               
                June 4, 2003:  
                 | 
                The 
                  end is near | 
               
               
                May 14, 2003:  
                 | 
                Spring 
                  at Princeton 
                  Lambs, grades, and SARS | 
               
               
                |   April 
                    23, 2003:  
                   
                      | 
                  They 
                    aren't like you or me 
                    Graduate students take it on the chin during appreciation 
                    week  | 
               
               
                |   April 
                    9, 2003:  
                   
                      | 
                  Well 
                    really of movies, dinosaurs, and, oh yes, spring break 
                    | 
               
               
                | March 
                  26, 2003:  | 
                  Rabbi 
                    on the Street 
                    Phish fan plays for Princeton students  | 
               
               
                | March 12, 2003: 
                 | 
                Of 
                  the campus 
                  Winter and winter  | 
               
               
                February 26, 
                  2003:   | 
                Activism, 
                  Princeton-style 
                  Social justice inside and outside FitzRandolph Gate | 
               
               
                |   February 
                    12, 2003:  
                   
                      | 
                  Dorm 
                    room draw 
                    It's not who you are, or is it?  | 
               
               
                | January 29, 
                  2003:  | 
                  There's 
                    no collegiate gothic in Cairo  
                    Yearning for green among the dunes of Egypt   | 
               
               
                |     
                  December 18, 2002:  
                    | 
                 
                   The 
                    final days of Cairo   | 
               
               
                | December 4, 
                  2002  | 
                The 
                  holy month of Ramadan 
                  Fasting and observing in Cairo | 
               
               
                | November 20, 
                  2002:  | 
                  Of 
                    a broken wrist and a hospital visit 
                    Setting a bone the Egyptian way   | 
               
               
                |   November 
                    11, 2002:   | 
                More 
                  letters from Cairo to family and friends | 
               
               
                |   October 
                    23, 2002:  
                   
                      | 
                  Staying 
                    nonpolitical in Cairo 
                    Students, fashion-conscious, wake up to protest   | 
               
               
                | October 9, 2002: 
                 | 
                  It's 
                    a small world in Egypt 
                    Where music and distant relatives are common currency  | 
               
               
                | September 11, 
                  2002:  | 
                My 
                  Arabic summer  
                  Heading for Egypt now requires more than just guts | 
               
             
            Raising 
              Kate Archives, Volume 02: 
              
            
               
                | July 7, 2002: | 
                Summertime, 
                  and the living is hard 
                  Princeton kids just don't stop  | 
               
               
                June 5, 2002: 
                     | 
                Being 
                  from Texas is no laughing matter 
                  The right smile can open even the hardest heart  | 
               
               
                |   May 
                    15, 2002:  | 
                  Weekend 
                    warriors 
                    From NYC clubs to comedians on wheels  | 
               
               
                | April 24, 2002: | 
                Je 
                  ne regrette rien 
                  Or why I didn't get that Foreign Relations internship  | 
               
               
                | April 10, 2002: | 
                An 
                  amble down Princeton Lane 
                  From crew to conjunctivitis to construction  | 
               
               
                | March 27, 2002: | 
                Space 
                  time 
                  Rubbing shoulders with stars and dwarfs and ET | 
               
               
                | March 13, 2002 | 
                A 
                  losing proposition? 
                  Eating clubs bring out the best and worst  | 
               
               
                | February 27, 
                  2002: | 
                Intercession 
                  Training in Tampa, Round II 
                  Of mustaches, tattoos, and speeding yachts  | 
               
               
                | February 13, 
                  2002: | 
                Nerds 
                  or not? 
                  The Secret Lives of Graduate Students  | 
               
               
                | January 30 , 
                  2002: | 
                Student 
                  vs. athlete, an ongoing debate 
                  Former president Shapiro's remarks rankle  | 
               
               
                December 19, 
                  2001:   | 
                Thanksgiving 
                  Weekend in New York  | 
               
               
                | December 5 , 
                  2001: | 
                Patriot, 
                  president, and preacher  
                  The latest addition to the university's sculpture collection 
                  is unveiled  | 
               
               
                November 21, 
                  2001:   | 
                FALL 
                  BREAK WRAP-UP: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY | 
               
               
                | November 7, 
                  2001: | 
                There's 
                  a song in my heart for New Jersey Transit  
                  I may not know anything about trains, but I know what I like | 
               
               
                | October 24, 
                  2001: | 
                Tilghman: 
                  The big cheese and the big to-do 
                  A gala night, lights, dancing, and what are those hors d'oeuvres 
                  called? | 
               
               
                | October 10, 
                  2001: | 
                Offering 
                  to help the frosh move in  
                  A sophomore finds the new kids in the quads, well, different 
                  By Kate Swearengen '02  | 
               
               
                | September 12, 
                  2001: | 
                From 
                  Columbia, Missouri:  
                  Late-summer thoughts about Princeton | 
               
             
              
            Raising 
              Kate Archives, Volume 01: 
              
            
               
                | 9/13/00 | 
                Princetonians 
                  at large 
                  An incoming freshman gets a close look at some fellow Tigers 
                 | 
               
               
                | 10/11/00 | 
                Princeton 
                  - Week two 
                  Exploring the world around me  | 
               
               
                |   10/25/00  | 
                Eating 
                  with Princetonians 
                  Free food brings free laughs  | 
               
               
                | 11/8/00 | 
                Intimidation, 
                  humiliation, and regret 
                  Another day at Princeton  | 
               
               
                | 11/22/00 | 
                Eating 
                  peanut butter with a ballpoint 
                  And other pastimes during fall break on campus | 
               
               
                | 12/6/00 | 
                Rock, 
                  kick, rocks 
                  A Princeton weekend of pleasure and prehistory  | 
               
               
                | 12/20/00 | 
                Okay, 
                  Princeton, tolerate this! 
                  It does matter where you're from, except when it comes to ergs | 
               
               
                | 1/24/01 | 
                A 
                  Day to Remember, or not | 
               
               
                | 2/7/01 | 
                Pay 
                  for performance 
                  Different standards for faculty and wage-earners? | 
               
               
                | 2/21/01 | 
                Intersession 
                  by the sea 
                  Dolphins by day, lap dances by night | 
               
               
                | 3/7/01 | 
                Living 
                  with laundry 
                  How the Princeton experience includes becoming friends with 
                  the lint trap | 
               
               
                | 3/21/01 | 
                When 
                  spring rolls into summer 
                  Thoughts turn from love to internships | 
               
               
                | 4/4/01 | 
                Practice 
                  or precepts 
                  When Lake Carnegie is a bit more compelling than Arabic vocabularies | 
               
               
                | 4/18/01 | 
                Oh 
                  Gosh, McCosh 
                  The trials of ailing student | 
               
               
                | 5/16/01 | 
                What 
                  in the heck is Frick made of, and how do you say 
                  "R" in Arabic? 
                  Homing in on a major is all in the details | 
               
               
                | 6/6/01 | 
                My 
                  friend Liz, a high school junior wiser than her years, visited 
                  Princeton toward the end of May. | 
               
               
                | 7/4/01 | 
                Summer 
                  sins 
                  What one Princetonian's doing on her vacation | 
               
               
                | 9/7/01 | 
                Audio 
                  visual on my mind 
                  Life without TV is like going to school at PU. Thank goodness 
                  for the Garden. | 
               
             
             
               
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